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Well the first week of work is almost complete and everyday I am more confident about the job that I have taken. My boss is friendly and knowledgeable and the people in my group are dedicated to their work but are more than able to have fun...

Ooo awkward story time. I was taking a break from a meeting looking at some of the posters in the hall way about the various programs that AREVA has and what they are for, when the director of the meeting, we'll call him Beet, comes out and starts talking to me. This is at the same time that I have turned and am starting towards the bathroom. Beat and I make small talk as we walk in the same direction, when it is becoming clear to me that we are both heading for the bathroom. I panic because all I have to do is piss and there are 2 urinals in the bathroom. This may sound weird, but picture two guys joking and laughing walking into a bathroom and then at the same time saddle up next to each other with their dicks in their hands, im not saying its gay, but it aint straight. Either way i quickly scan for a stall to be open so I can duck in there and avoid the inevitable awkwardness to fallow. No dice. So I man, unzip myself and let it fly, only nothing comes out. I have gotten so worked about not wanting to enter the simultaneous pissing contest that I choke. So does Beet. Now we are standing side be side, in silence, schlong in hand waiting for the other to start. I try to force it. It hurts. My face is truing red. It hurts some more. I concentrate at looking forward as to avoid confusion. Nothing happens. I grit my. Nothing, more pain. Im holding my breath trying to force out something, but all I end up doing is a little humping motion next to the stall, faking my piss. At this point Beet beats me too it, spiiiishh, splash, bam a man of action, he is done. I have yet to squeeze a drop and give up to wash my hands. Beet has figured out what has just happened, I didn't pee. He quickly makes his exit after washing his hands leaving me slowly washing my hands so this awkwardness will pass. Beet leaves, I laugh and return to urinal to finish what I had came to do...